suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via sorry)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

(via callmeisabel)

groovychainsaws:

American education

groovychainsaws:

American education

(via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: edsbigcock, via orgasmic-humor)

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(Source: richardlawson, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

bongmeblazer:

soul-assassins:

smokinthefurrr:


The people should not be afraid of their government. The
government should be afraid of their people.

Holy fucking shit is this relevant.

This needs 1 million notes

Reblog this every fucking time I see it

bongmeblazer:

soul-assassins:

smokinthefurrr:

The people should not be afraid of their government. The

government should be afraid of their people.

Holy fucking shit is this relevant.

This needs 1 million notes

Reblog this every fucking time I see it

(Source: amurderousgroove, via vibeske)

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats

(Source: speedlimit15, via faifyjb)

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

(Source: kid-n0thing, via vibeske)

obstructed:

my life in one gif

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(Source: obstructed, via dutchster)

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(Source: mishkaqoiava, via vibeske)

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(Source: serpeterquill, via gaurdiandeity)

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